What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 07:18

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
After a few moments he returns.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What does pompano fish taste like?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
How did you become popular in school?
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??